Asgardians don’t know about Beyoncé.
#this just occurred to me#like Thor is watching tv with Darcy who is watching random music videos#Who Run the World starts to play#and Thor is like#’Who is this fierce warrior? She leads her troops in a such rhythmic way.’#Darcy’s like#’ Holy crap you don’t who Beyoncé is’#she plays all the albums in her itunes and let’s him watch the Super Bowl performance#and Thor’s mind is settled he must go to a concert#long story short Beyoncé is the first Migardian singer to perform on Asgardian soil#spoiler alert: she’s a huge success#spoiler alert 2: Asgardians are like ’ HOW DID WE SURVIVE SO LONG WITHOUT THE SONGS OF WARRIOR GODDESS BEYONCÉ???’#spoiler alert 3: Sif plays ‘Who Run The World’ as she dives in to battle with her all female army’#’ IN THE NAME OF BEYONCÉ!’ she’ll scream#’BEYONCÉ!’ Sif’s female army will yell back (via ororosmunroe)
I doodled some Bofurs
Beleg & Túrin , a more responsible version of this.
I love how tumblr is so hell bent on their being a Marauders movie they will probably end up making it themselves
wow this is scarily well done
BEST ONE BEST ONE BEST ONE
YOUNG SNAPE THO
ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN
I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT
In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.
game of thrones
“Some actors just click with each other and form an unbreakable partnership.”
Quick someone add the hiddlesworth one
Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out
THIS UPSETS ME
RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN
SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.
LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.
the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff
hey look satan made a gif
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
That’s great but have you considered
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
“When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.”
This person speaks to my soul.
the last one
A quick history for those who don’t already know the story: In the beginning, Morgoth went by the name Melkor, which meant “He whoa rises in Might.” As the strongest of the Ainur, it was a fitting name. But, after he killed the Two Trees, murdered Finwe, and stole the silmarils, he was given a…
Finrod and Barahir